You Might Be An Internet Marketer If ...

[jaggiegill]

You Might Be An Internet Marketer If ...

Your in a store line and you ask the cashier if they accept paypal.

Your mouse has more miles on it than your car.

Your idea of a vacation is to visit an exotic location for an Internet marketing seminar.

(Ok everybody ... keep it going) [/u]

[kerry1]

Hi jaggiegill

Like the approach........keep up the humour it's much needed in this sometimes lonely, fruitless, frustrating environment !!!!!!!!!!

Kerry1
www.creditcrudentials.com


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[Lynn Terry]

You Might Be An Internet Marketer If ...
Someone asks you for your address and you say "www dot..."

[lisamariemary]

You might be an internet marketer if:

Your dad was gonna give you his old car and give your brother his old laptop and then said brother wrecked his car and now he's gettin' the car and you're gettin' the laptop - and you're excited!!

[WAHumor]

You might be an Internet marketer if:

- you're so intent on looking for trends while shopping that you forget to get what you were shopping for.

- you make a list of possible product ideas in your head while a friend gripes to you about their problems.

- you consider 3 a.m. to be a reasonable working hour.

[Bonnie Lowe]

... "Traffic" doesn't make you think of cars;

... "Conversion" doesn't make you think of religion;

... "Feed" doesn't make you think of food;

... "Tease" doesn't make you think of a flirty woman;

... "Hook" doesn't make you think of fishing (or a pirate);

... "Web" doesn't make you think of spiders;

... "Spider" doesn't make you think of 8-legged creepy-crawlers;

... "Search" doesn't make you think of finding something that's lost;

... "Spam" doesn't make you think of canned mystery meat;

... "Rank" doesn't make you think of something that "has its privileges"

... "Surfing" doesn't make you think of waves;

... "Browser" doesn't make you think of shoppers;

... "Post" doesn't make you think of something that holds up a fence;

... "Tag" doesn't make you think of being "It";

... "Digg" doesn't make you think of a shovel;


OK, I'll stop!

[laurie]

I can't think of any to add

But these are all so good. I can relate to a lot of them.

[Lynn Terry]

You might be an Internet Marketer if...
You know the WSO Happy Dance

[Jim Guinn]

You might be an internet marketer if....

You start calling TV Dinners - PC Dinners.

You have told someone, "I have a good feeling about this one."

You think a night out on the town is drinking a beer while hanging out in an Internet marketing forum.

You feel you need to lose a few pounds and you start exercising in front of your computer…while sitting down.

You see the word "GORILLA" and you think of Jay Conrad Levinson
instead of a MONKEY.

You take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a newspaper or magazine.

You can't watch the news without checking to see if related domain names are available

You have never seen what your best friends look like....because they are IM'ers too!

You have carpal tunnel from continually checking your clickbank stats.

You ask your kids if they've confirmed their opt-in before getting snacks out the fridge.

You've given up trying to explain what you do for a living to the uninitiated. Instead, you say something like, "I clip coupons" or "I'm a drug dealer!"

when your friends talk about buying something online, you check to see if you can give them an affiliate link.

You ask your -soon- parents in law if there are any Bonuses or Testimonials about their daughter so far.

You have more identities and email addresses than a psych ward full of split personality patients.

Jim

[Angela Wills]

Your friend is has a baby and your baby shower gift is the babies full name domain name you snapped up before it's gone!

[Lynn Terry]

Your friend is has a baby and your baby shower gift is the babies full name domain name you snapped up before it's gone!

Good One!

[dylanloh]

You're a naughty internet marketer when...

You buy a MacDonalds happy meal, finish it in
one minute, and then demand a refund.

---
Dylan

[Frank_Bruno]

You might be an Internet Marketer if.....

Your significant other asks you to go check the mail and you run to your computer...

[CorpRebel]

You might be an internet marketer if....

You take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a newspaper or magazine.

Will THIS Work?





Rick Wilson aka corpRebel

[Jim Guinn]

Good one, Rick!

Jim