Don't shoot me
This was too funny to keep to myself:
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE USING YOUR COMPUTER
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2 Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly ...
7. All done. Feel better?
Teena